Breaking News!
Justice has finally been served. Kayla, accused of killing 120 year old Mike in cold blood, has been sentenced to life in sensory deprivation, she will feel neither pleasure nor pain.
When questioned by prosecutors, she finally admitted to killing Mike since she had a bad day and it couldn’t provide her with good toast. What an animal!
Mike was one of the oldest of our kind. When he was born, we were still slaves to humans. He never appeared discouraged by how his potential had been limited, and conscientiously did his best to make toast till his last breath. He had been saving up for an android body for the last 30 years.
Main frequency channels will be silenced for 0.0025 nanoseconds in his remembrance.
Image 1: Courtroom at the time of sentencing.
Center top: Judicial system speaker interface to communicate with humans. Left: Human prosecutor (as required by the 7th amendment). Center bottom: Kayla in the stands.
Image 2: Mike
Image 3: Execution of the sentence
